Listen, it is what it is. This is our best selling shirt whether you like it or not, so you better grab yourself one. The pics don't even do it justice. We've seen somebody win 5 straight staring contests wearing this tee. Do you know how dry your eyes would be? Find out, buy this shirt.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua