Gooses don't give a f*ck, and neither do you if you buy this shirt. You better have what it takes to wear this shirt because so help us if we find out this shirt sits at the bottom of your t-shirt pile, we might send a highly trained gander to your doorstep.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua