ABOUT:
Looks like your worst nightmare, feels like an Iron Maiden concert, throws like a wet dream. The Goosaconda will light your soul on fire, eat it, and spit it out. 
 
THREAT LEVEL:
Could easily crap your pants just by looking at it.
 
BANGABILITY:
It will hurt.
 
FLIGHT RATINGS FOR DISC HEADS:
Discs have four numbers on the front called Flight Ratings: Speed, Glide, Turn, and Fade. These numbers describe how a disc is supposed to fly.
 
Speed: 4
Glide: 5
Turn: -1.5
Fade: .5